Oh, and I gots me a phone now … kinda. I can’t figure out what the number is: the woman who sold it to me said the instructions were in German and English; that turned out to be a foul, pernicious lie. After fooling around with the damn thing I was finally able to make the menus come up in English, but I can’t find anything on it that would tell me what the freakin’ number is.

But at least I can call people.

I think.