“News of the Weird has occasionally reported technological and architectural advances in bathrooms, from full-service toilets (1988) to Singapore’s (1996) and South Korea’s (1999) national pride in having the world’s cleanest or fanciest public restrooms.

“A July 2000 Wall Street Journal survey on the state of restroom design mentioned the one at the China Grill (Miami), inside which users can order drinks, and the one at the Mandalay Bay casino (Las Vegas), where patrons can use 11 glass cabanas that house televisions playing music videos. At a Royalton Hotel (New York City) restroom, a lavish waterfall is triggered when a patron enters, and at Bar 89 (New York City), the stalls have clear glass doors that become liquid-crystal-activated, non-see-through only when the door is tightly closed.”

I’ve been to the last one on this list .. and when I went into the bathroom, I wondered exactly how many drunk people forget to lock the door. The follow-up question which occured to me soon after: what type of eating establishment bases its claim-to-fame on its bathrooms?